thebootydiaries:

waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks

waitress: sir please stop cyring

stephenstilwell:

“stop forcing connections when the vibe just isn’t there.”

— s.s. (stephenstilwell)

dont-give-a-fuck-club:

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why:

voices in my head please shut the fuck up

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

thegoodvybe:

“I knew you would fuck me up. And I let you in anyway.”

— Midnight thoughts (I’m so stupid)

soulmoriii:

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daisyzcrown:

lascivuus:

nesgadol:

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Same.